While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old
Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while
working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to
former Texas Governor George W. Bush, and his
elevation to the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post
turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor
asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a
country road and you come across a fence post with
a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face,
so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get
there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't
know what to do while he's up there, and you just want
to help the dumb fool down!!