A father and his 12 year old daughter were riding in their car. They were following an irate woman driver who had just cut off her husbands penis. After saying a few words to condem the severed member, she tossed it out the window. It promptly glided on the wind smacking the windshield of the car the man and his daughter were riding in.

When it struck the windshield the astonished girl exclaimed, "What was that?" Her father, hoping to shield his daughter from being introduced to sex in this manner told her, " It was just a bug, honey." To which his daughter replied, "It sure had a big dick didn't it"